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79. July 31-August 3, 2009
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FILLS

UNTITLED 21/? [Russia/Estonia/Latvia]
In Lithuania's absence, Russia has more time to spend with the other Baltics.

SHOW ME WHAT IT'S LIKE 4/4 [England/U.S.]
England finds himself roped into some hands-on sex ed.

THESE ARE THE TIMES THAT TRY MEN'S SOULS 7/? [England/OC, England/U.S.]
U.S. dies and England must learn to live with his legacy. And perhaps fall in love with the new kid on the block.

THE ONLY TIME WE WASTE 6-7/8 [Canada]
Canada wishes he had never existed. Britannia Angel decides to interfere.

BENEATH THE BITTER SNOWS 4/4 [Canada/U.S.]
Side-story to Accept the Things I Cannot Change.

THE PRINCE AND THE PRINCESS 2/2 [Hungary/Austria]
For the dark fairy tales prompt; once upon a time...

THE SO-CALLED EVER BURNING SUN 5-5.5/? [England/U.S.]
England helps U.S. recover after a breakdown.

RED ASCENT 35-37/? [Russia/U.S.]
Russia has conquered U.S.

AWESOME: 1 BUSBY'S CHAIR: 0 2/2 [England, U.S.]
What if U.S. had sat in Busby's chair?

SOMETHING IN BETWEEN 4-6.5/? [England/U.S.]
Shota; fluffy and consensual.

WELCOME TO THE UNMANNED FUTURE 2/? [Various]
"Hetalia/Y: The Last Man crossover. The nations try to deal with the aftermath of a plague that suddenly and simultaneously kills every male on earth. And then there's the curious case of Yorick Brown, Agent 355 and Dr. Allison Mann."

HE'S MY SON 1-1.5/? [France/England, U.S., Canada]
AU; "In which little Alfred has leukemia."

APOLOGIZE 7-11.5/? [Turkey/Canada]
Sequel to this; Canada's apology for his impromptu invasion of Turkey includes "silk, whips, cockrings, and Turkish delight(s)".

IN A WIN WIN SITUATION 2/2 [France/U.S./Spain]
American Revolution: France and Spain join in.

AS IT EVER WAS 3/3 [Japan/U.S.]
Mpreg; the birth of Hawaii.

AETERNUM 6/? [Rome/France]
Rome and the younger France-as-Gaul in a "pseudo-historical Erastes/Eromenos relationship".

KLEINDEUTSCHE LÖSUNG 3/3 [Germany, Prussia]
"Prussia was dissolved as a state before World War II by Germany."

THE DEAD ZONE 1-4/? [World]
U.S. decides the nations need some bonding time. The solution? International paintball!

EGGSHELLS 8-9/? [U.S./N. Italy]
Frustrated with their respective relationships with England and Germany, they end up coming together.

EVERYDAY'S MOST QUIET NEED 4/4 [U.S./England]
Writing on each other, in bed.

ALL'S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR... EXCEPT FOR WHEN YOU PLAY THE FAT CARD 1-4/? [England/U.S.]
For once, England is the one with his foot in his mouth.

A MUSICAL ACT 2/2 [Austria/Prussia]
"Austria hums Mozart when he's horny... and when he gives blowjobs."

SERIAL KILLER SERIAL VICTIM 3/3 [Various]
The nations, and their relationships with their most notorious serial killers.

UNTITLED / AUDACIOUS / A MIDWESTERN GIRL'S NIGHT OUT 2/2 / PRIDE MULTIPLE FILLS [New York; Illinois; Midwest; Oklahoma]
"States-tans' opinions, thoughts or memories of their current father America, or their past fathers or each other."

FOREVER ONE 4/? [Canada, England, U.S.]
U.S. loses his Revolution; Canada is determined to keep British North America together.

THE PRINCESS AND THE TURTLE 2/2 + MISSING 1.5 [Spain/S. Italy]
"Princess and the Frog Turtle" -- Hetalia-style!

ONE THING IS FOR SURE 1/? [U.S/England]
U.S. is looking for a job; England's looking for a butler.

CHAPTER FOUR: THE HOTEL DE TREVILLE AND SOME ENCOUNTERS 3/3 [France, Spain, Prussia, d'Artagnan]
The Three Musketeers/Hetalia crossover; the Bad Friends Trio Three Musketeers find a hapless mortal named d'Artagnan.

UNDER THE SUN 12/? [U.S.]
"It was the Wild West that made America 'grow up'."

ONE NIGHT IN AUSTRIA 5/5 [Hungary/Austria]
Pegging; she gives as good as she gets.

MURPHY'S LAW OMAKE [U.S./England]
The ultimate lesson of Worst Case Scenario is this: "the best way to cure a headache is to have sex."

UNTITLED / DIE WÖRTER, DIE WIR DALASSEN 5/5 [Germany/Japan]
"Japanese uses the German word for masturbate."

MERITS OF TWINCEST 1/? [Canada/U.S.]
A third party decides that, really, twincest is hot and should occur more often.

MADDOGGING 2/2 [Australia/U.S.]
They bond over the great outdoors and other things in common.

FAMILY REUNION 5/5 [Canada, Commonwealth of Nations]
England has a lot of brats.

UNTITLED 2/2 [Lithuania/Estonia/Latvia]
Erotic spanking, free of Russia.

BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING 1-1.5/? [U.S., Canada]
U.S. constantly steals the limelight because he's being an overprotective brother.

THE SWEETEST OF CONQUESTS 1-2/? [Rome/Spain]
From the Roman conquest of Hispania.

UNTITLED OMAKE [England/England/England]
Gentleman vs. Hooligan: two very different versions of England compete for the original's affections.

WELCOME TO THE CASH CAB, WHERE WE WIN AND YOU LOSE 1/? [U.S./England]
They end up on the American version of Cash Cab.

UNTITLED [Australia]
"Thongs in Australia are footwear whereas everywhere else it's underwear".

UNTITLED 3/3 / MEADOW MULTIPLE FILLS [England/U.S.; Kentucky]
Mpreg; with U.S. as the carrier.

ITALIA ANGEL TO THE RESCUE 1-2/? [N. Italy, Spain/S. Italy]
"Italia Angel has a job to do!" And it involves the relationship between Spain and his older brother.

MOLSON & MAERZEN 5/5 [Germany/Canada]
Two nations and their common love for beer and bears.

DIDN'T MEAN TO BE A DON JUAN 4.1-4.4/? [England/Canada, Canada/U.S., England/U.S.]
England and Canada are in an established relationship -- and then both accidentally fall for U.S. at the same time.

NOT SUCH A GOOD IDEA 1-2/? [Russia/U.S., Netherlands/Canada]
This is going to be one interesting double-date.

THERE'S A VOICE.... 4/4 / ... THAT KEEPS ON CALLING ME 5/5 FILL + SEQUEL [Prussia/Canada]
Just a couple having maple-flavored sex.

IT WAS YOU, WASN'T IT - ARU!? [Taiwan, China]
Taiwan gets knocked up and China goes on the warpath.

COMIC FILL 5/5 [Various]
Some young nations as their caretakers help them through puberty.

AMERICA SPEAKS: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE [U.S.]
"I can't think of many things that draw a clearer line in the cultural sand between Europe and me than the annual Eurovision Song Contest."

UNTITLED [U.S., France]
On the Monica Lewinsky scandal: you call that a scandal, America?

THE BIRDS DO IT, THE BEES DO IT... AND EVEN POLAR BEARS DO IT / NOT SO FLUFFY MULTIPLE FILLS [Kumajirou/Canada]
Bear, human, human, bear -- hey, why not.

CROSSING THE LINE 4/4 [Prussia]
Sticks and stones may break his bones...

SHINING THROUGH PROLOGUE-2.4/? [Lithuania/U.S.]
Lithuania helps U.S. recover from the financial gangbang.

WILD JUSTICE 11/? [U.S./World]
Sequel to the financial gangbang comic fill; U.S. gets revenge for what the world did to him.

BETTA FISH PREVIEW [Korea]
North and South Korea are facets of the same person.

LOCURA 2/? [Spain/S. Italy]
Spain is in love with S. Italy is in love with someone else entirely.

DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING 1-5.5/? [Germany/Italies]
Germany catches N. Italy in bed with his brother, and things degenerate from there.

AWESOME ACCIDENTS 1/? [Prussia/Sealand]
Sealand visits Prussia in the hospital, and it goes from there.

BROTHER AND SISTER [Canada, Fem!U.S.]
Canada is a bit overprotective of his big sis.

BROTHER AND SISTER: ITALY [S. Italy, Fem!N. Italy]
S. Italy is a bit overprotective of his baby sister.

ECONOMIC CRISIS 7/? [The Economy/U.S.]
The economic crisis has a personification and a favorite punching bag.

NO KNOWN CURE 1/? [U.S.]
The U.S. collapses, is dismembered... and Alfred F. Jones is discovered years later living as a doctor with no memory of his past.

MISFIRE FILL [Greece]
"FUCK TURKEY I WANT YOU TOO. NO NEED TO HOLD BACK YOU WONDERFUL PIECE OF ASS."

THE CASE OF THE MISSING DOODLE 1/? [Norway]
"One day, Norway wakes up to find his ahoge missing, and comes to the conclusion that it was stolen."

UNTITLED [U.S./Canada]
"Impromptu discussion on whether to have sex with the lights on or off." During sex.

WE ARE AMERICA, AND SO CAN YOU! 1-2/? [U.S./Stephen Colbert]
'Nuff said.

SEALAND AND THE QUEST FOR INTERNATIONAL RECOGNITION 2/2 [Sealand]
Sealand asks the countries of the Commonwealth how they gained independence from England.

PASS THE SALT, PLEASE? [Sweden]
Sweden speaks clearly for once. Spoiler: the world doesn't end.

LONG NIGHTS & HOCKEY GAMES 2/2 / ART FILL [U.S./Canada]
U.S. finds Canada's hockey persona a turn-on.

BOREDOM SPIKES UP IDEAS 10/10 [France/Prussia/Spain/N. Italy]
Three-on-one good times.

VITAL REGIONS 8/8 [Canada]
Canada's first kiss is stolen by a soldier at a meeting. Pandemonium follows.

AMNESIE? 5/5 [Germany/N. Italy]
N. Italy decides to crossdress for his lover.

LENIENT JUDGMENT 1-1.5/? [England, U.S.]
On a rainy day in the 18th century, England takes the shot instead of lowering his musket.

THE LULL OF RAIN [Canada/Latvia]
It's a rainy night out.

SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER! [England, U.S.]
There was once a unicorn named Charlie...

CHERISH 2/2 [N. Italy]
The nations' letters to their past selves.

BELLÍSIMA 1-2/? [Spain/Belarus]
One hot, one cold -- together, well...

PENITANT 2/2 [Spain/England]
AU; the triumph of the Spanish Armada, the subjugation of England, and the spread of the Catholic Inquisition.

HEY, MISTER! THAT'S MY SISTER! 4/? [France, England, Fem!U.S., Fem!Canada]
France and England find out their former boy colonies are, in fact... not boys at all.

PRETTY FAB / LIKE FATHER LIKE SON...? MULTIPLE FILLS [Germania, Poland]
The reason Germania's so taciturn? He, like, talks exactly like his son. Duh.

OF CHOCOLATES AND OTHER THINGS 6/? [Canada/England, France, U.S.]
A courtship of the nation of England with all the bells and whistles runs into the usual snags and jealous competitors.

BECAUSE IT TAKES MERYL STREEP TO MAKE OVERALLS FABULOUS [Lithuania/Poland]
Mpreg; Poland can't fit into his clothes thanks to his condition.

BOOBS ARE NOT JUST FOR BOUNCING [Canada/Ukraine, Sealand]
Sealand is at the perfect height for a boobhug.

AN ANTIQUE LAND 5/5 [France/England]
Response to The Reflection of Human Perception; in the interlude, they discover each other's human sides.

FOR ONCE IT'S NOT CANADA WHO'S MISTAKEN FOR HIS BROTHER [Hungary/Germany]
Hungary somehow mistakes Germany for Prussia... not that Germany objects.

IT HAPPENS TO THE BEST OF US MISFIRE FILL [Hungary]
"ANON GIVES YOU HER FIRST CHILD.

:3"

MISFIRE FILL [Prussia, Germany]
"You threw me away, you all just branded me dead after my bastard of a brother denied me"
"You demonised me, ridiculed what ideology my people had left after that"
"You took my wall, the one damn thing making me alive, the one damn thing making me MATTER"
"And the worst part is I can't bring myself to hate you bastards for it"


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78. July 30, 2009
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FILLS

UNDER THE SUN 10-11/? [U.S.]
"It was the Wild West that made America 'grow up'."

ABSENT FUTURE 4/? [U.S., Canada]
AU; Matthew tries to help his brother and himself cope with Alfred's amnesia.

UNTITLED 3/? [Germany/Norway]
WWII, Operation Weserübung; Germany invades Norway.

AETERNUM 4-5/? [Rome/France]
Rome and the younger France-as-Gaul in a "pseudo-historical Erastes/Eromenos relationship".

WATER SPORTS 8-8.5/? [Russia/Canada, France/England]
Skinny-dipping in a private indoor pool.

OF ALL THE GIN JOINTS 9/9 [Canada/U.S.]
U.S. adopts an isolationist policy once again, and Canada deals with it.

WHEN YOU'RE GOOD, YOU'RE GOOD MISFIRE FILL [New Zealand, Australia]
"Well when you're good, you're good

As it is we lost this year. First time in 75 years. There are grown men crying because of this."

I'VE GOT AN IDEA 6/6 [Sealand/Latvia]
Their first time was as teenagers, and involved a bar.

WELCOME TO THE UNMANNED FUTURE 1/? [Various]
"Hetalia/Y: The Last Man crossover. The nations try to deal with the aftermath of a plague that suddenly and simultaneously kills every male on earth. And then there's the curious case of Yorick Brown, Agent 355 and Dr. Allison Mann."

I'LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU 4/4 [England/U.S., Prussia]
A drunk England reminisces about taking U.S.'s virginity.

SINS OF THE FATHER 4-6/? [U.S./England, World/U.S., OC]
Sequel to Angel's Lullaby, also a response to the financial gangbang comic fill; U.S. deals with the aftermath.

DUALITY 5/5 [Fem!England/England]
English Civil War; Commonwealth/Protectorate England as a girl.

THESE ARE THE TIMES THAT TRY MEN'S SOULS 6/? [England/OC, England/U.S.]
U.S. dies and England must learn to live with his legacy. And perhaps fall in love with the new kid on the block.

SPLIT MIND 4.1-4.4/? [U.S., Canada]
AU; Alfred is a split personality resulting from Matthew's Dissociative Identity Disorder -- treatment is a difficult process.

EGGSHELLS 7/? [U.S./N. Italy]
Frustrated with their respective relationships with England and Germany, they end up coming together.

YOURS, YOURS, YOURS [U.S.]
Sequel to Cool, Cool, Considerate Men; 1776 the Musical/Hetalia crossover -- U.S. winds up in the thick of it.

NO SHORTAGE OF RUM 5/? [England, Jack Sparrow]
Hetalia/Pirates of the Caribbean crossover; Captain Jack Sparrow hears of a certain, seemingly immortal Captain Arthur Kirkland.

RAPTURE OF THE DEEP 9/? [Canada, U.S., England]
(Formerly The Last Saskatchewan Pirate) U.S. and England are captured by Captain Matthew Williams of Saskatchewan.

TASTE [France/Greece]
In which ice cream is eaten.

APOLOGIZE 4-6/? [Turkey/Canada]
Sequel to this; Canada's apology for his impromptu invasion of Turkey includes "silk, whips, cockrings, and Turkish delight(s)".

MISFIRE FILL [England]
"So cute! I can't wait to read what happens next!"

BATTLE OF FRANCE 10/10 [France, Vichy France]
WWII; France confronts his alter ego.

FOR REAL?! MISFIRE FILL [U.S.]
"Canada... Kicks puppies...
Anon... Please have my babies!!!!!!!!!!1!11!one!"

COMIC FILL 6/6 [U.S./England]
Continuation to the doujinshi Silencer ; a happy ending.

THE BROKEN CIRCLE 5/? [Various]
American Gods/Hetalia crossover; nations speak with their old gods.

INTERVENTION 4/? [U.S., Canada, England]
U.S. has a very good reason for repressing his Sight; a reason that others are about to find out.

SOLDIER BOY 4-5/? [Canada/U.S.]
Canada discovers U.S.'s fetish for drill-sergeant tactics.

BUT I REALLY REALLY REALLY DON'T LIKE YOU 3/? [England/Australia]
"England makes Australia a colony again and Australia is not very pleased."

MISFIRE FILL [Russia]
"I MISFIRED TRYING TO RESPOND TO A MISFIRE.
ffffffffffff what level of fail does that even qualify as?"

PAIN 10-11/? [Sealand]
Sealand's family and friends attempt to help him with his self-harm issues.

LOW BLOWS ARE OKAY IF YOU'RE RELATED 1-4/? [U.S., Canada]
U.S. is a douchebag about Canadian songs, and some brotherly fighting goes on.

TASTE OF REVENGE 14-16/? [World/U.S.]
Based on the financial gangbang comic fill; the world decides to punish the U.S. for the global financial crisis.

SOMETHING IN BETWEEN 1-3/? [England/U.S.]
Shota; fluffy and consensual.

ATTENTION 6/? [France/Canada]
Canada struggles with having his long-time crush seemingly requited, and 1763 rears its head with a vengeance.

UNTITLED [U.S./Lithuania]
Sweetly, please.

SHACK SEX 2/4 [Australia/Canada]
"Gritty, sweaty, dirty sex in the middle of the desert".

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77. July 23-29, 2009
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FILLS

DIDN'T MEAN TO BE A DON JUAN 2.3-3.4/? [England/Canada, Canada/U.S., England/U.S.]
England and Canada are in an established relationship -- and then both accidentally fall for U.S. at the same time.

SPLIT MIND 2.1-3.4/? [U.S., Canada]
AU; Alfred is a split personality resulting from Matthew's Dissociative Identity Disorder -- treatment is a difficult process.

VIEIL ANGLAIS, PETITE ANGLETERRE 19/19 [France, England]
France cares for a young and grumpy England, around the time of the Norman Conquest.

COOL, COOL, CONSIDERATE MEN [U.S.]
Sequel to Good Morning, Mr. Jefferson; 1776 the Musical/Hetalia crossover -- U.S. winds up in the thick of it.

THE BROKEN CIRCLE 3-4/? [Various]
American Gods/Hetalia crossover; nations speak with their old gods.

UNTITLED 17-20/? [Russia/Estonia/Latvia]
In Lithuania's absence, Russia has more time to spend with the other Baltics.

EGGSHELLS PROLOGUE-6/? [U.S./N. Italy]
Frustrated with their respective relationships with England and Germany, they end up coming together.

ART FILL [N. Italy]
Response to Eggshells.

DARTS OF PLEASURE 15/15 [U.S./England]
England confesses his feelings while sloshed.

PAIN 4-9/? [Sealand]
Sealand's family and friends attempt to help him with his self-harm issues.

TASTY DEVELOPMENT 2/2 [Canada/U.S.]
"America giving Canada a blowjob. And he cums MAPLE SYRUP."

ECONOMIC CRISIS 6/? [The Economy/U.S.]
The economic crisis has a personification and a favorite punching bag.

COMIC FILL 15-18/? [World/U.S.]
The world decides to punish the U.S. for the global financial crisis.

HAUNTED 4-5/? / RETRIBUTION 11-13/? / ME, MYSELF & US 1-2/? [U.S./World]
Sequel to the financial gangbang comic fill; U.S. gets revenge for what the world did to him.

COMMENT FILL [Quebec]
"Yea Alfred! Shove a Baguette up his bum and make him eat it!"

THE AMAZING RACE: AFTERMATH 5-6/? [U.S.-Russia-S. Korea-Japan → China]
A race is held along the Great Wall for the sake of boning China.

EXPERIMENT NO. 36 [N. Italy/Germany]
N. Italy is the more experienced of the two.

ON THE MERITS OF UNDERAGE DRINKING 6/6 [Sealand/Latvia]
Their first time was as teenagers, and involved a bar.

OF KNIGHTS AND CRUSADES [Spain, Prussia]
Part of the first meetings prompt; a Knight and a Catholic.
*MULTIPLE FILLS ON THREAD

FOREVER ONE 2-3/? [Canada, England, U.S.]
U.S. loses his Revolution; Canada is determined to keep British North America together.

WHEAT AND SKY 3/3 [Canada/Ukraine]
Sex, outdoors and in a wheat field.

MID-MORNING GAMES 3/3 [Germany/N. Italy]
N. Italy masturbates and describes for Germany.

AFTERNOON HEADLINES 8-10/? [Germany/N. Italy, Spain/S. Italy]
Citizens react to news of their nation's sexual relations with another nation.

ART FILL [Lithuania/Russia]
"Candy seduction."

MIRROR 2-3/? [Germany/N. Italy]
Ludwig makes for one gorgeous drag queen.

ART FILL [Germany/N. Italy/Prussia]
Response to Mirror.

NEVER FORGIVE ME, NEVER FORGET ME 2/? [U.S./England]
Silent Hill crossover; England and U.S. play the starring roles.

UNTITLED 1-2/? [Germany/Norway]
WWII, Operation Weserübung; Germany invades Norway.

UNTITLED 1-3/? [England/Hong Kong]
England gets piss-drunk and starts to badtouch Hong Kong.

NIGHTMARE CENTRAL 6/? [World]
AU; a number of single dads drop their kids off at the same old preschool.

ACE-HIGH 6-8/17 COMIC FILL [U.S./Russia]
Russia is seduced by a determined cowboy.

THESE ARE THE TIMES THAT TRY MEN'S SOULS 5/? [England/OC, England/U.S.]
U.S. dies and England must learn to live with his legacy. And perhaps fall in love with the new kid on the block.

IN WHICH THEY ACTUALLY GO TO IHOP 2B/2B [U.S./England]
U.S. attempts to take England to IHOP. Amazing fail ensues.

HOW TO TAME A LION 1/? [Germany/England]
AU; Germany is the victor in WWII.

ACROSS WORLDS 3-4/? [N. Italy]
N. Italy gets sent to an alternate dimension where everyone is the opposite of their canon selves.

A GOOD FAILURE 3/3 [Russia/Lithuania]
"Russia, for some reason, can't get it up. Because even the greatest of rape-trucks run out of fuel."

RULES [S. Italy, Germany/N. Italy]
A "shotgun talk" is given to the lucky significant other.

A DRINK WITH THE DAMNED [Canada, John Constantine]
"The countries he's met and actually respected."

WHO ARE YOU? 9/9 [U.S./Canada, Russia/Canada]
Russia brainwashes Canada, and then makes U.S. watch.

RED ASCENT 29-34/? [Russia/U.S.]
Russia has conquered U.S.

THE ONLY TIME WE WASTE 1-5/? [Canada]
Canada wishes he had never existed. Britannia Angel decides to interfere.

OUR PRICE IS SOLITUDE 5/5 / BETTER THAN ANYONE 3/3 / TURN AROUND, BRIGHT EYES 6/6 MULTIPLE FILLS [Russia, England; Canada, Spain/France; Canada/U.S.]
Various side-stories to Accept the Things I Cannot Change.

SIZABLE HAPPINESS 2/2 [Lithuania/Poland]
First time, size kink; Lithuania is worried it won't fit.

ANGEL'S LULLABY [U.S./England, OC]
U.S. takes well to being a daddy.

SINS OF THE FATHER 1-3/? [U.S./England, World/U.S., OC]
Sequel to Angel's Lullaby, also a response to the financial gangbang comic fill; U.S. deals with the aftermath.

WATER WITHOUT STINTING 3/3 [Sweden/Finland]
Pure and unadulterated fluff.

BATTLE OF FRANCE 7-8/10 [France, Vichy France]
WWII; France confronts his alter ego.

FULL OF GRACE 5/5 [France/Marianne]
In honor of Bastille Day; the story of France and his female counterpart in national personification.

THE MAD COW WAR 7/7 [Brazil/Canada]
"Why FTTA didn’t work out".

TAKING RESPONSIBILITY 6/10 [Canada/Ukraine]
Or, the tale of how Saskatchewan came into the world.

A BRIGHTER PLACE 2/2 [Latvia, Sealand]
Latvia crossdressing, based on the article "Latvian Blondes Take to The Streets".

2-D 4/4 [Japan]
"Japan tries to convert everyone to the strange world of 2-D. That is, he tries to inflict a 2-D complex on everyone."

IMPOSSIBLE IS NOTHING, IF YOU'RE ITALIAN 3/? [Germany/N. Italy, Spain/S. Italy]
Mpreg; "a 'fun' brotherly bonding experience for the Italies, as they both discover being accidentally pregnant around the same time."

BUT I REALLY REALLY REALLY DON'T LIKE YOU 1-2/? [England/Australia]
"England makes Australia a colony again and Australia is not very pleased."

INTERVENTION 3/? [U.S., Canada, England]
U.S. has a very good reason for repressing his Sight; a reason that others are about to find out.

OF CHICKS AND COMFORTS 2/? [Prussia, Gilbird]
On the death of a small companion.

ON THE ROOFTOP 6/6 [Russia/S. Korea]
Alcohol and rooftops.

JE ME SOUVIENS 2/2 [Canada, Ukraine, Netherlands]
Canada gets some comfort after yet another case of mistaken identity.

NO SHORTAGE OF RUM 4/? [England, Jack Sparrow]
Hetalia/Pirates of the Caribbean crossover; Captain Jack Sparrow hears of a certain, seemingly immortal Captain Arthur Kirkland.

UNDER THE SUN 6-9/? [U.S.]
"It was the Wild West that made America 'grow up'."

UNTITLED 2/? [U.S./England]
U.S. is a vampire.

PUPPET 2/? [Japan, Philippines]
Philippines confronts Japan for the damage he did during WWII.

IMPERSONATION 3/3 [Canada]
Canada is forced to fill in for U.S. in a world meeting; the act goes too far...

UNTITLED [France/England]
"And baby, when it's love, if it's not rough, it isn't fun."

SEASONS COME AND CHANGE THE TIMES 2/2 [Norway/Iceland]
"Norway, pleasuring himself surrounded by the fjord wilderness."

BREASTS! (NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION...) 2/2 [Fem!Canada]
Sealand gets a boob hug, and the Commonwealth gets in a fight.

MEETING IN PRIVATE 7/? [Russia/U.S./Canada]
Canada walks in on something he can't back out of.

MISFIRE FILL [S. Korea]
"HAHAHA! This is so cute! X3

And I've you to thank for making me spit(sp) my breakfast on all over my laptop when I read the part with America being afraid of roller coaster rides anon! D8 *cleanning laptop up* Great... now it smells like soybean.... =______=

But nice story anyways! Wish I can write like that. /:"

NOT ENOUGH 6-9/? [U.S./Canada]
Sequel to A Bit Too Much; a drunken Canada gives U.S. a lapdance.

UNTITLED 4/4 [Sealand/England]
"Sealand has a wet dream where he tops England."

SWEET TOOTH 3/? [U.S.]
Sequel to The 2009 American Invasion of Canada; "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography" -- when U.S. tries to learn geography for an innocent trip, the world freaks.

SMOOTHING THE WAY 2/2 [U.S./Japan]
To Japan, KY describes America ("kuuki yomenai," or "can't read the atmosphere"). To America, KY describes lube.

RAPTURE OF THE DEEP 8/? [Canada, U.S., England]
(Formerly The Last Saskatchewan Pirate) U.S. and England are captured by Captain Matthew Williams of Saskatchewan.

(BUT NOT LIKE THAT... REALLY!!!) 4/4 [S. Korea/China]
China makes the mistake of choosing a Korean ending -- any Korean ending. [R18] results.

SHACK SEX 1/? [Australia/Canada]
"Gritty, sweaty, dirty sex in the middle of the desert".

I AM MY OWN WORST ENEMY 3/? [U.S.]
"It's actually quite common to hear America's citizens bashing the country into the ground, even those who like it and admit to liking it right after complaining"; U.S. is discovered to be a self-harmer.

UNTITLED 14-16/18 [England/England/England]
Gentleman vs. Hooligan: two very different versions of England compete for the original's affections.

ARE YOU THERE GOD? IT'S ME, CANADA. 32/? [Canada]
High school AU; the diary of Matthew Williams, chronicling his encounters with gay nympho parents, overenthusiastic brothers and best friends, and a trap.

MISFIRE FILL [Hungary, Prussia, Austria, Russia]
"Oh man, this is such a random pairing and now it's threatening to become my OTP. ^-^;

THEY WORK TOGETHER SO WELL WHY ISN'T THERE MORE OF THIS?!"

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76. July 16-22, 2009
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KISS ME AND BY THAT I MEAN LOVINGLY, FROG 4/4 [France/England]
From fuckbuddies to... something else entirely; this is their story.

SILENCES 2-5/? [HRE/Chibitalia, Germany/N. Italy]
(Formerly Azure) N. Italy knew all along exactly who Germany used to be, but...

ECONOMIC CRISIS 1.5-5/? [The Economy/U.S.]
The economic crisis has a personification and a favorite punching bag.

DENIAL 2/2 [U.S./England]
England spies U.S. masturbating to thoughts of him.

AS SWEET AS SWISS CHOCOLATE OMAKE [Switzerland/N. Italy]
Clandestine relationship; Switzerland lets the cat out of the bag by being protective of his partner during the anniversary of the Sack of Rome.

ACCEPT THE THINGS I CANNOT CHANGE 33/33 + OMAKE: THEIRS ALONE [Canada/U.S.]
U.S.'s partner helps him take the later steps towards recovery from rape.

WHO SLEPT WITH ALFRED JONES? 33-34/? [World/U.S.]
The world at large finds out the U.S. is, somehow, still a virgin. Imperialism Epic scrambling occurs.

PRACTICAL 3/3 [Prussia/England]
Seven Years War; alliance in the form of sheer porn.

UNDER 9-11/? [Canada/U.S.]
Hard BDSM; at U.S.'s request, Canada gives it his best shot.

WE DO ALL SORTS OF THINGS! [Germany, Angela Merkel]
The nations' bosses find the kink meme.

REDCOAT EPILOGUE [U.S./England]
Present-day U.S. comes face-to-face with an England pulled straight from the American Revolution.

PROMISE 3/3 [Canada/Netherlands]
April 17th, 1945 - WWII; the liberation of the Netherlands.

SNAPSHOTS FROM A RENTBOY'S PHOTO ALBUM 4/4 [England/Canada/U.S.]
Alfred and Matthew are rentboys; England desires one of them but ends up with both.

BANDE À PART 1-3/? [Germany, Prussia, Italies]
Head injuries, disappearances, intrigue -- in other words, all the makings of a classic Hollywood film.

UNTITLED 1/3 [Belarus/Lithuania]
Tightlacing; Belarus disciplines Lithuania for suspected attempts to steal her Russia.

ARTEMIS' KNIGHT 4/? / ART FILL [U.S./England]
AU; Alfred is a notorious thief and Arthur is the officer assigned to his case.

THE BAD TOUCH 1-2/? [U.S./Canada]
U.S. is bad at taking hints. Canada decides to do more dropping.

TASTE OF REVENGE 12-13/? [World/U.S.]
Based on the financial gangbang comic fill; the world decides to punish the U.S. for the global financial crisis.

20 PHOTOGRAPHS 14/14 / WIR LEBEN NOCH IN GEISTERHÄUSER EPILOGUE [Germany, Prussia]
After the fall of the Berlin Wall, Prussia gradually loses his memory.

RETRIBUTION 9-10/? / WILD JUSTICE 7-10/? / HAUNTED 1-3.5/? / MR. BUNNY 1/? [U.S./World]
Sequel to the financial gangbang comic fill; U.S. gets revenge for what the world did to him.

50 LITTLE DEMONS 4-6/? [World, States of the U.S.]
"The nations learn the terror that is the 50 states."

MY TETIS > YOUR PAPA 7/? [OC/OC]
The saga of Latvia's daughter and Russia's son.

IS PAPA IN TROUBLE? 2-3/? [Finland/Sweden]
Let's get some erotic spankin' going on.

AND READING BETWEEN THE LINES DERIVES THIS / UNTITLED [France/England; Russia/U.S.]
The younger of two nations wishes to grow up to marry their elder.
*MULTIPLE FILLS ON PROMPT

ACROSS WORLDS 1-2/? [N. Italy]
N. Italy gets sent to an alternate dimension where everyone is the opposite of their canon selves.

NIGHTMARE CENTRAL 5/? [World]
AU; a number of single dads drop their kids off at the same old preschool.

THEIR MEILLEUR AMI 2/2 [France/England]
France happens upon England masturbating.

SPOILER: HE'S NOT AN ONLY CHILD 26.1-26.2/? [France/England, U.S., Canada]
(Previously Lovingly Untitled) Based on The Parent Trap; Alfred and Matthew are estranged twins trying to get their parents back together.

LOCURA 1/? [Spain/S. Italy]
Spain is in love with S. Italy is in love with someone else entirely.

WHO ARE YOU? 1-5/? [U.S./Canada, Russia/Canada]
Russia brainwashes Canada, and then makes U.S. watch.

YOU THOUGHT ÉCLAIRS WERE INNOCENT. 1-3/? [Various]
Sexual fantasies run rampant during a boring speech at a world meeting.

PUPPET 0-1/? [Japan, Philippines]
Philippines confronts Japan for the damage he did during WWII.

UNTITLED / THE BRIGHT OF THINGS WHOLE MULTIPLE FILLS [Russia; Russia/U.S.]
"Russia goes to South Dakota and frolics in a field of sunflowers."

ITALIAN LOVERS ARE ALWAYS HELPFUL 9/9 [N. Italy/Germany]
N. Italy surprises Germany by taking to topping like a fish to water.

THE LANGUAGE OF FLOWERS 3/? [U.S./Japan]
Japan gave the U.S. over 6,000 cherry blossom seedlings to beautify Washington D.C.; U.S. finally finds out the true significance of the gift.

PSEUDO-FILL 1/? [U.S./Canada]
Based on the article "The Ugly American and other stereotypes".

BETWEEN YOU AND I... 4/? [Russia/Latvia]
Size difference kink; biggest + rather small nation = kol.

OF CHICKS AND COMFORTS 1/? [Prussia, Gilbird]
On the death of a small companion.

SHADOWS 5/5 [Prussia/S. Italy]
After unification, they're just extra baggage.

FRANCES ALWAYS GETS WHAT SHE WANTS 4/4 [Fem!France/England]
And what Frances wants is her birthday present, all wrapped up in English clothing.

UPHEAVAL 2-2.5/? [U.S., Canada]
AU; Matthew's stalker gets his hands on Alfred instead, but it doesn't stop there.

ART FILL / PERUSASIAT 2/2 MULTIPLE FILLS [Sweden]
"Sweden and Caramelldansen."

ABSENT FUTURE 1-3/? [U.S., Canada]
AU; Matthew tries to help his brother and himself cope with Alfred's amnesia.

LOVINIA VARGAS AND THE TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE, NO GOOD, VERY BAD DAY 2/2 [Spain/Fem!S. Italy]
Hell hath no fury like an Italian woman crossed.

THESE ARE THE TIMES THAT TRY MEN'S SOULS 1-4/? [England/OC, England/U.S.]
U.S. dies and England must learn to live with his legacy. And perhaps fall in love with the new kid on the block.

THE EAGLE AND THE BEAR 2/2 [Germany/Russia]
"Double sadism"; it is nothing less than the most vicious of power struggles.

THE SO-CALLED EVER BURNING SUN 4/? [England/U.S.]
England helps U.S. recover after a breakdown.

STRANGE LITTLE MOUSE AND HIS STRANGE LITTLE BOOKS 4/4 [Belarus/Latvia]
An odd little relationship.

VIKING VACATION 7-12/? [Norway/Denmark/Iceland, Sweden/Finland]
The Nordics go camping, and the tent arrangements lead to some unforeseen complications.

UNTITLED 1/? [N. Italy/Germany]
Mpreg; there is something quite biologically wrong with Germany.

HOLD ME CLOSE 54/? [U.S./England]
U.S. supports England through recovery after a brutal period in captivity.

APOLOGIZE 1-3/? [Turkey/Canada]
Sequel to this; Canada's apology for his impromptu invasion of Turkey includes "silk, whips, cockrings, and Turkish delight(s)".

UN LAPIN POUR MON PETIT LAPIN [France, England]
"Rabbits are not native to Britain, they were brought over there from the Mediterranean by the Normans"; France gives little England a rabbit of his very own.

UNTITLED 2.2/2.2 [Spain/S. Italy]
The younger of two nations wishes to grow up to marry their elder.

IT'S OKAY 2/2 [Sealand/Latvia]
Latvia goes a bit off the deep end; Sealand tries damage control.

ART FILL [Russia/China]
Response to Day of Conception VS One Child Policy; based on Russia's Procreation Day -- a whole day off to have sex, whoever shall he do?

COMMON GROUND 1-2/? [England/Norway]
There's nothing quite like bonding over unicorns.

ALL IN ONE NIGHT 4/4 [Allies/Germany]
"How about the Allied Forces gangbanging Germany?"

THE EVOLUTION OF AMERICA AND ENGLAND 2/2 [U.S./England]
When U.S. stopped seeing England as a father figure.

FULL OF GRACE 1-3/? [France/Marianne]
In honor of Bastille Day; the story of France and his female counterpart in national personification.

DELAYED ATTACK - RUSSIA TIEM OMAKE [Russia]
The nations meet... their fans.

IT WOULD ALL SHATTER ANYWAYS... 1/? [Denmark/Estonia]
"Danish rule of Tallinn and Northern Estonia started in 1219"; Estonia is a prisoner.

MISFIRE FILL [France/England]
"England, England...
If the memory is of importance, children will NEVER forget!
Dammit the tension is building down here!"

BEGINNING OF A SYNDROME 7/7 [Sweden/Finland]
Prior to 1809; they were still together, then.

DIDN'T MEAN TO BE A DON JUAN 1.1-2.2/? [England/Canada, Canada/U.S., England/U.S.]
England and Canada are in an established relationship -- and then both accidentally fall for U.S. at the same time.

THE 2009 AMERICAN INVASION OF CANADA 3/3 / ALL-AMERICAN TERRORIST TOURIST 0-2/? / PANIC 1/? [U.S.]
"War is God's way of teaching Americans geography"; when U.S. tries to learn geography for an innocent trip, the world freaks.

SWEET TOOTH 1-2/? [U.S.]
Sequel to The 2009 American Invasion of Canada; "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography" -- when U.S. tries to learn geography for an innocent trip, the world freaks.

BÊTE NOIRE PROLOGUE [France]
"What if France has a supernatural/fantastic power of his very own?"

ATTENTION 1-5/? [France/Canada]
Canada struggles with having his long-time crush seemingly requited, and 1763 rears its head with a vengeance.

PEEPING TOMS 1/? [U.S./Canada, France/England]
France and England spy on their erstwhile charges and get some action in the process.

RED ASCENT 23-28/? [Russia/U.S.]
Russia has conquered U.S.

NO BETTER PLACE THAN THE SHOWER. [Russia/U.S.]
The purpose of a shower is a matter of perspective.

YOU CAN'T HIDE FOREVER 20-23/? [World]
The nations' identities are revealed to the general public.

I AM MY OWN WORST ENEMY PROLOGUE-2/? [U.S.]
"It's actually quite common to hear America's citizens bashing the country into the ground, even those who like it and admit to liking it right after complaining"; U.S. is discovered to be a self-harmer.

ART FILL [Sweden]
"YOU ARE ACCORDINGLY INVITED... TO THE PARTY IN SWEDEN'S PANTS."

UNTITLED 1-7/? [Sealand/Hong Kong + England]
Sealand meets Hong Kong, but later finds out he's England's whipping boy (and it's his fault).

OLIVES AND YELLOW ROSES 1-5/? [Turkey/Grecia]
Angst; "He'd loved her."

PRUSSIA ON RESPONSIBLE BIRDWATCHING [Prussia, Gilbird]
A "shotgun talk" is given to the lucky significant other.

UNTITLED [S. Italy/Tomato]
"Romano has sex with a tomato."

THREE CONSCIENCES, A BRA, AND THE TROUBLE THAT ENSUES 1-2/? [Canada/Ukraine]
Poland sends Canada to accompany Ukraine on her bra fitting, and one thing leads to another.

BATTLE OF FRANCE 3-6/? [France, Vichy France]
WWII; France confronts his alter ego.

THE AMAZING RACE: AFTERMATH 2-4/? [U.S.-Russia-S. Korea-Japan → China]
A race is held along the Great Wall for the sake of boning China.

HALF-FULL [Russia/Lithuania]
Stuffing; Russia likes his favorites to be well-fed.

UNTITLED [U.S., England]
"Nations declare their independence via break-up letters to their sovereign nation."

UNTITLED [Latvia/Estonia]
It is accidentally made public that Latvia tops.

THIS BLOODY CONTRAPTION! 2/2 [England/Fem!U.S.]
England has some trouble navigating female lingerie.

ACE-HIGH 1-5/17 COMIC FILL [U.S./Russia]
Russia is seduced by a determined cowboy.

FAREWELL TO LUMINA 9/? [U.S./England]
England loses his sight.

WHAT'S IN A SONG 5/5 [Russia]
"A county is moved to tears upon hearing one or several of their people sing their national anthem."

UNITED IN PERVERSITY 5/5 [World, Berlusconi]
The world reacts to the Spanish publication of pictures from the Italian PM's naked party in Sardinia.

SPLIT MIND 1.1-1.4/? [U.S., Canada]
AU; Alfred is a split personality resulting from Matthew's Dissociative Identity Disorder -- treatment is a difficult process.

THE HAMBURGER-EATINGEST CLOWN 2/2 [U.S./Ronald McDonald]
U.S. just loves his fast food.

TAKING RESPONSIBILITY 5/10 [Canada/Ukraine]
Or, the tale of how Saskatchewan came into the world.

UNTITLED 4/4 + LOST SNIPPET [Russia/Prussia]
Established, consensual relationship and unabashed fluff.

AFTERNOON HEADLINES 7/? [Germany/N. Italy, Spain/S. Italy]
Citizens react to news of their nation's sexual relations with another nation.

UNTITLED 11-13/? [England/England/England]
Gentleman vs. Hooligan: two very different versions of England compete for the original's affections.

THE FRESHMAKER [Netherlands/Canada]
"Canada discovers Mentos."

CLOTH AND WINE 4/4 [England/Portugal]
Two countries of the oldest alliance in the world.

UNTITLED PROLOGUE-1/? [U.S./England]
U.S. is a vampire.

WONDERLAND: CLOVER, HEART, STAR [U.S., Canada, Various]
Based on the plot of Alice Human Sacrifice -- the Alices and the dream, Hetalia-style.

MILKY WHITE SAIGON EPILOGUE [U.S./Vietnam]
Vietname War; "Saigon was their place to rest, to drink, to laugh, and to sleep with the cute Vietnamese girls."

UNTITLED / AND IN THE END MULTIPLE FILLS [France/England; Russia/U.S.]
After a "velvet apocalypse", the former nations are granted a human life.

WITH SPECIAL GUESTS GERMANIA AND GRANDPA ROME [Germania, Rome]
The Bad Luck Trio in the beginning: two boys and a trap.

NOT ENOUGH 5/? [U.S./Canada]
Sequel to A Bit Too Much; a drunken Canada gives U.S. a lapdance.

SOMETHING NEW 4/4 [U.S./Canada]
Namely, vertical sex.

UNTITLED [Prussia, Germany]
A small moment between siblings.

DELIRIUM TEASER [Russia/U.S.]
Russia gains U.S.'s trust by taking care of him while he's sick. Ulterior motives abound.

MISFIRE FILL [Canada]
"Yes yes doubleyes
this is EXACTLY what I had in mind. MOAR."

INDEPENDENCE 5/5 [Russia/Sealand + Latvia]
Sealand calls Latvia's name while Russia fucks him.

THE BROKEN CIRCLE 1-2/? [Various]
American Gods/Hetalia crossover; nations speak with their old gods.

A TINY PROBLEM 1/? [U.S./Canada]
Matthew gets his tongue pierced. Alfred thinks it's sexy.

ALL FOR YOU 2/2 [England/U.S.]
Shota; fluffy and consensual.

YOU'RE ONLY MAKING IT WORSE! OMAKE [England]
England wakes up with a hangover, next to someone and with a weird tattoo.

THEIR FINEST HOUR 10-12/? [Germany/France, England/France]
WWII, non-con; from the desperate attempt at a Franco-British union to the Nazi occupation.

UNTITLED 14-16/? [Russia/Estonia/Latvia]
In Lithuania's absence, Russia has more time to spend with the other Baltics.

ART FILL [Finland]
Response to Conqueror; showcasing the darker side of the Sweden/Finland union.

DRUNKEN CONFESSION 3/3 [U.S./England]
England confesses his feelings while sloshed.

IN WHICH THEY ACTUALLY GO TO IHOP 1-2A/? [U.S./England]
U.S. attempts to take England to IHOP. Amazing fail ensues.

THE ONE WHERE SWEDEN SCARES EVERYONE 6/6 + MISSING 3B [Sweden/Finland]
Finland finds it arousing when other people are scared of Sweden.

CARNAL PLEASURES 3-4/? [England/U.S.]
U.S.'s closet vegetarianism is outed when he leaves his burger unattended.

AWAY GAME 2/2 [Estonia/Finland, Sweden]
"Sweden is a stalking husbando."

FOREVER ONE 0-1/? [Canada, England, U.S.]
U.S. loses his Revolution; Canada is determined to keep British North America together.

NO SHORTAGE OF RUM 3/? [England, Jack Sparrow]
Hetalia/Pirates of the Caribbean crossover; Captain Jack Sparrow hears of a certain, seemingly immortal Captain Arthur Kirkland.

GO BABY GO 2/2 [Lithuania/Poland]
The first time Poland came to a world meeting in a skirt, Lithuania had to assert his claim.

COMIC FILL 11/11 [Greece/Japan]
Hanging out at a cat café.

AETERNUM 1-3/? [Rome/France]
Rome and the younger France-as-Gaul in a "pseudo-historical Erastes/Eromenos relationship".

WATER SPORTS 7-7.5/? [Russia/Canada, France/England]
Skinny-dipping in a private indoor pool.

PAIN 1-3/? [Sealand]
Sealand's family and friends attempt to help him with his self-harm issues.

FOR A LIFETIME 2/2 [Sweden/Finland]
A wolfboy, a little cloaked boy, and a really cute fairytale of some sort.

ARE YOU THERE GOD? IT'S ME, CANADA. 31/? [Canada]
High school AU; the diary of Matthew Williams, chronicling his encounters with gay nympho parents, overenthusiastic brothers and best friends, and a trap.

UNDER THE SUN 5/? [U.S.]
"It was the Wild West that made America 'grow up'."

UNTITLED [U.S., England, Germany, N. Italy]
"In the United States, 'having a beer' is semi-harmless act that leaves you feeling slightly mellow, whereas in Germany it can leave you dancing naked on the roof of a moving bus."

GENBU [U.S., Canada]
Part of the first meetings prompt; the twins' first encounter.

WHEN THE WIND BLOWS THE WATER WHITE AND BLACK 17/17 [U.S./England]
In which England is a mermaid.

MISFIRE FILL [Sweden]
"This anon had actually already made something for this.

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76. July 13-15, 2009
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CONGRESS OF VIENNA 1-5/? [Switzerland/Austria]
An argument devolves and points are finally made in other ways.

PREGGO RHYMES WITH LEGO! 9/9 [Denmark/Fem!Norway]
Denmark is a thoroughly overexcited father-to-be.

THE ADVENTURE TO IHOP 2/2 / INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF FREEDOM 1-3/? MULTIPLE FILLS [U.S./England]
U.S. attempts to take England to IHOP. Amazing fail ensues.

A DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVE 1-2/? [Ukraine, Russia, Belarus]
Ukraine is turned into a child, and cared for by her siblings.

MODERN GIRLS ARE FORWARD 2/2 [Germany, OC/Prussia]
A human tries cheesy pick-up tactics on a nation.

FOR THE LOVE OF EGGROLLS... 2/2 [U.S./China]
"Because everyone fucking loves Chinese food."

AFTERNOON HEADLINES 5-6/? [Germany/N. Italy, Spain/S. Italy]
Citizens react to news of their nation's sexual relations with another nation.

UNTITLED 9-13/? [Russia/Estonia/Latvia]
In Lithuania's absence, Russia has more time to spend with the other Baltics.

UNDER THE SUN 1-4/? [U.S.]
"It was the Wild West that made America 'grow up'."

THE SILK ROAD TO STARDOM 1/? [France/England]
Band AU; England's band and the Band Friends Trio go head to head.

MISFIRE FILL [U.S.]
"Seconded majorly!!!

There needs to be more Cowboy!America"

TAKING RESPONSIBILITY 4/10 [Canada/Ukraine]
Or, the tale of how Saskatchewan came into the world.

WITH GHOSTED PAST VISITING 5/5 [England/France, France/Jeanne d'Arc]
England speaks with a specter.

AND I SHALL BE THERE 4-5/? [England/Lithuania/U.S.]
Incestuous taboo prevents U.S. and England from touching each other; cue the third party and puppet.

THEIR FINEST HOUR 7-9/? [Germany/France, England/France]
WWII, non-con; from the desperate attempt at a Franco-British union to the Nazi occupation.

SYMPOSIUM 4/4 [U.S./Greece]
They talk of heroes.

SENSIBILITY 10/10 [Canada/France]
Canada is a good student in the French art of seduction by perfume. Too good a student, as a matter of fact.

MEETING IN PRIVATE 6/? [Russia/U.S./Canada]
Canada walks in on something he can't back out of.

COMIC FILL 10/10 [Iceland/Sealand]
They give dating a try.

NEW UNIONS 3/3 [Australia/Canada]
Rewrite; Australia tries to get closer to the north.

DOUBLE TROUBLE 3-4/? [Germany/N. Italy, Spain/S. Italy]
Mpreg; "a 'fun' brotherly bonding experience for the Italies, as they both discover being accidentally pregnant around the same time."

ACCEPT THE THINGS I CANNOT CHANGE 2-6/? [Canada/U.S.]
U.S.'s partner helps him take the later steps towards recovery from rape.

MIRROR 1/? [Germany/N. Italy]
Ludwig makes for one gorgeous drag queen.

ONE HELL OF A GAME 3-4/? [World]
Hetalia/Big Brother crossover; the cast of Hetalia find themselves in the Big Brother house.

50 LITTLE DEMONS 2-3/? [World, States of the U.S.]
"The nations learn the terror that is the 50 states."

ART FILL [Fem!France/Fem!Canada]
"My, how you've grown!"

52 DIFFERENT WORDS FOR SNOW 5/? [Russia/U.S.]
"The wonderful tale of how little Alaska came to be."

WHEN THE WIND BLOWS THE WATER WHITE AND BLACK 13-14/? [U.S./England]
In which England is a mermaid.

PLAYING HOUSE... OF HAPSBURG 2/2 [Austria/Hungary, Marie Antoinette]
Child's play takes on a certain... flavor, better known as 'making the parent dolls do the kissyface'.

MATTHEW WILLIAMS, VANISHING ACT EXTRAORDINAIRE 5/? [U.S./England/Canada]
When you're Canada, sometimes the action walks in on you.

THE QUEEN'S ENGLISH 1/? [U.S./England]
"Americans: You can narrate anything in a smooth English accent, and it sounds awesome. It's like spreading brie all over your frontal cortex, eliminating all of your B.S.-detectors. Someone with an English accent is saying it, so it must be brilliant. Right?"

CHRISTEN 1-3/? [Spain/France/Prussia]
Sex... in a treehouse?

INITIAL OMAKE [Colonial Canada/U.S.]
The two stumble into sexual experimentation for the first time.

OF MUSHROOMS, COFFEE AND BABIES. 2/2 [Lithuania/Poland]
"Just... take it easy, ok?" -- from Lithuania to Poland.

UNTITLED 3/3 [Russia, Lithuania]
Lithuania tries to run away; Russia decides to teach him a lesson by locking him out in the snow.

BUT HOLD ME FAST 22/? [U.S./England]
It's U.S.'s turn to save England from the supernatural!

TASTE TESTER 2/2 [France/England, U.S., Canada]
The kids want some attention too, dammit.

THERE'S LIGHT, THERE'S DARK, AND THEN THERE'S ENGLAND [England, Voldemort]
England puts a decisive end to the Wizarding War.

AMERICA FEVER [Sweden/U.S.]
And then Germany got the blame for the result.

UNTITLED [U.S./England]
What was that mysterious gift England gave U.S. for his birthday?

OF CHOCOLATES AND OTHER THINGS 5/? [Canada/England, France, U.S.]
A courtship of the nation of England with all the bells and whistles runs into the usual snags and jealous competitors.

NO, NO, IT ISN'T ALL RIGHT. 2/? / RETRIBUTION 6-8/? [U.S./World]
Sequel to the financial gangbang comic fill; U.S. gets revenge for what the world did to him.

NOT ENOUGH 2-4/? [U.S./Canada]
Sequel to A Bit Too Much; a drunken Canada gives U.S. a lapdance.

ROUND TWO 2/2 / 21 TIMES ENGLAND DID "THE DEED" 3/3 MULTIPLE FILLS [Turkey/Greece; Various/England]
A chronicling of any given nation's sexual adventures.

VIKING VACATION 5-6/? [Norway/Denmark/Iceland, Sweden/Finland]
The Nordics go camping, and the tent arrangements lead to some unforeseen complications.

UNTITLED [U.S./Canada, Cuba]
U.S. witnesses something and takes it the wrong way.

JUST UNDER MY SKIN EPILOGUE + 3B1 [Germany, Prussia]
Cannibalism; after the dissolution of Prussia in 1947 comes the literal devouring of reunification.

CARNAL PLEASURES 1-2/? [England/U.S.]
U.S.'s closet vegetarianism is outed when he leaves his burger unattended.

THE BRIGHT LIGHTS OF AMERICA 2/2 [U.S./England]
Punk AU; Alfred takes up a new style to impress Arthur.

BATTLE OF FRANCE 1-2/? [France, Vichy France]
WWII; France confronts his alter ego.

DAY OF CONCEPTION VS ONE CHILD POLICY 3/? [Russia/China]
Based on Russia's Procreation Day; a whole day off to have sex, whoever shall he do?

HERE IS MY HEART 3/3 [Spain/S. Italy]
Spain pines after S. Italy, who chases after girls quite religiously.

UNTITLED 3/3 [France/Canada]
Rape; a drunken night results in tragic consequences.

MY SUMMER GIRL 5/5 [France/Seychelles]
After yet another rejection... France catches Seychelles getting off to thoughts of him.

RED ASCENT 19-22/? [Russia/U.S.]
Russia has conquered U.S.

ART FILL [U.S.]
Response to Red Ascent; Russia has conquered U.S.

PUNISH ME 2/2 / IS PAPA IN TROUBLE? 1/? MULTIPLE FILLS [Denmark/Norway; Finland/Sweden]
Let's get some erotic spankin' going on.

AZURE 1/? [HRE/Chibitalia, Germany/N. Italy]
N. Italy knew all along exactly who Germany used to be, but...

NO SHORTAGE OF RUM 1-2/? [England, Jack Sparrow]
Hetalia/Pirates of the Caribbean crossover; Captain Jack Sparrow hears of a certain, seemingly immortal Captain Arthur Kirkland.

KIKU PROVES A POINT 2/2 [Japan/France]
Japan turns the tables.

WHEN NORWAY AND CANADA FIRST MET [Norway, Canada]
Part of the first meetings prompt; Norway lands in North America.

ART FILL [Russia, England]
Drunkenness and tank-driving should not go together.

MY HEART IS IN YOUR HANDS 3/3 [Russia/Latvia]
Russia's heart falls out... and into someone's hands. Quite literally.

STYLE OF SUBSTANCE 2/? [France/Canada]
Concerning Canada's silky French hair.

FANGIRLS ARE RABID / DELAYED ATTACK 2/2 MULTIPLE FILLS [England; U.S., Canada]
The nations meet... their fans.

UNTITLED 4/4 / UNTITLED 1-1.3/? MULTIPLE FILLS [Rome/Grecia; Spain/S. Italy]
The younger of two nations wishes to grow up to marry their elder.

BERLIN 2/2 [Russia/Germany]
1945, Fall of Berlin, non-con; the Red Army exacts revenge.

UNTITLED [Russia/Prussia]
Russia uses all means necessary to convince Prussia of the fictitious death of his brother at the hands of the Allies.

NIGHTS ONE-THREE 3/3 [Germany/England]
"A lot of spluttering, awkwardness, pride, and LOLZ."

ARTEMIS' KNIGHT 3/? [U.S./England]
AU; Alfred is a notorious thief and Arthur is the officer assigned to his case.

COMIC FILL 1-2/? [Lithuania, U.S.]
U.S. is turned into a little kid, and Lithuania is the one who has to take care of him.

TANGLED [U.S./England]
"According to the latest 'Statistical Abstract of the United States', every year more than 400,000 Americans suffer injuries involving beds, mattresses or pillows."

POETRY FILL [France/England]
It's just sex.

ITALIAN LOVERS ARE ALWAYS HELPFUL 6/? [N. Italy/Germany]
N. Italy surprises Germany by taking to topping like a fish to water.

CONSPIRACY THEORY 7/? [U.S., Japan, Californias]
After watching anime, California asks Japan about the blatant Americanisms.

ON THE MAP 2/2 [Germany/Prussia]
It's a matter of geography. (Also chairs.)

PUPPY LOVE 1/? [U.S./England]
U.S. receives a new pet; England gets jealous (of the pet).

ARE YOU THERE GOD? IT'S ME, CANADA. 30/? [Canada]
High school AU; the diary of Matthew Williams, chronicling his encounters with gay nympho parents, overenthusiastic brothers and best friends, and a trap.

UNBLEMISHED [England/Canada]
England is fascinated by how scarred Canada isn't.

WHO SLEPT WITH ALFRED JONES? 32/? [World/U.S.]
The world at large finds out the U.S. is, somehow, still a virgin. Imperialism Epic scrambling occurs.

FIVE TIMES BETWEEN A BLIND MAN AND A FOOL 3/3 [Prussia/Austria]
"5 times Prussia tried to confess to Austria."

ECONOMIC CRISIS 1/? [The Economy/U.S.]
The economic crisis has a personification and a favorite punching bag.

MISFIRE FILL [Hungary]
"'Girls just couldn’t resist the Gilbo.'
NO. NO THEY CAN NOT"

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75. July 12, 2009
srs bsns afoot
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FLAP YOUR WINGS IN TOKYO, AND RAIN WILL POUR ON NEW YORK, LITTLE BUTTERFLY 5/? [U.S./Japan]
Time for some good ol' bodyswitching.

MARCH HARE 3-4/? [Czech Republic]
Czechoslovakia goes through a number of changes.

AS SWEET AS SWISS CHOCOLATE 2/? [Switzerland/N. Italy]
Clandestine relationship; Switzerland lets the cat out of the bag by being protective of his partner during the anniversary of the Sack of Rome.

RUMBA 4/4 [France/Spain]
Sexual tension gets resolved along with Spain's obliviousness during a night out clubbing.

ART FILL / WONDERLAND: JOKER, SPADE, DIAMOND MULTIPLE FILLS [U.S., Canada, Various]
Based on the plot of Alice Human Sacrifice -- the Alices and the dream, Hetalia-style.

IN MY DREAMS, I CAN SEE YOU. 2/2 [Sealand/Latvia]
Sealand shows off his favorite video game.

IMPOSSIBLE IS NOTHING, IF YOU'RE ITALIAN 2/? [Germany/N. Italy, Spain/S. Italy]
Mpreg; "a 'fun' brotherly bonding experience for the Italies, as they both discover being accidentally pregnant around the same time."

BUT HOLD ME FAST 21/? [U.S./England]
It's U.S.'s turn to save England from the supernatural!

MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE 3/3 [U.S., Prussia, Sealand]
Movie Night feature: Transformers 2.

ACCEPT THE THINGS I CANNOT CHANGE 1/? [U.S.]
U.S.'s partner helps him take the later steps towards recovery from rape.

ART FILL [Germany/N. Italy]
"Sexy dancing at a night club."

RED ASCENT 17-19/? [Russia/U.S.]
Russia has conquered U.S.

ART FILL [Russia/U.S.]
Response to Red Ascent; Russia has conquered U.S.

ARTEMIS' KNIGHT 1-2/? [U.S./England]
AU; Alfred is a notorious thief and Arthur is the officer assigned to his case.

GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH 1/? [World]
The world's a stage; and they are the performers in this particular circus.

THE SCENT OF LEATHER 3/3 [U.S./Seychelles]
Relations with the Atlantic and bomber jackets.

AND I SHALL BE THERE 3/? [England/Lithuania/U.S.]
Incestuous taboo prevents U.S. and England from touching each other; cue the third party and puppet.

SENSIBILITY 1-5/? [Canada/France]
Canada is a good student in the French art of seduction by perfume. Too good a student, as a matter of fact.

NOT ENOUGH 1/? [U.S./Canada]
Sequel to A Bit Too Much; a drunken Canada gives U.S. a lapdance.

UNTITLED 0A/? [U.S./World]
Sequel to the financial gangbang comic fill; U.S. gets revenge for what the world did to him.
*MULTIPLE FILLS ON PROMPT

PLEASE TURN OFF YOUR PHONES AND KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF 2/2 [U.S./England]
Getting it on at the movies.

SOLDIER BOY 3/? [Canada/U.S.]
Canada discovers U.S.'s fetish for drill-sergeant tactics.

UNDER 8/? [Canada/U.S.]
Hard BDSM; at U.S.'s request, Canada gives it his best shot.

COMIC FILL 1-7/10 [Iceland/Sealand]
They give dating a try.

EAST PALACE [S. Korea/China, OC/China]
A human tries cheesy pick-up tactics on a nation.

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74. July 11, 2009
for britannia!
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UNTITLED 2/? [Sweden/Finland, Sealand, Åland]
England taunts Sealand about being Åland's replacement; all hell breaks loose.
*MULTIPLE FILLS FOR PROMPT

A MOST UNEXPECTED MEETING 2/2 [U.S./England, OC/England]
A human tries cheesy pick-up tactics on a nation.

SORRY, ALFRED, YOU'RE STILL NOT GAY 19/? [U.S./Fem!England]
Gakuen Hetalia AU; U.S. gets his sexuality confused to hell and back by a crossdressing England.

IT'S NOT WHAT I WANT. 2/2 [Latvia]
One of the Baltic nations suffers from bulimia.

UNTITLED 7-8/? [Russia/Estonia/Latvia]
In Lithuania's absence, Russia has more time to spend with the other Baltics.

RETRIBUTION 5/? / WILD JUSTICE 5-6/? [U.S./World]
Sequel to the financial gangbang comic fill; U.S. gets revenge for what the world did to him.

AFTERNOON HEADLINES 1-4/? [Germany/N. Italy, Spain/S. Italy]
Citizens react to news of their nation's sexual relations with another nation.

ART FILL [Russia/U.S.]
Response to Red Ascent; Russia has conquered U.S.

A NEW START [Lithuania/Estonia/Latvia]
The Baltic brothers share a bed.

A BIT TOO MUCH [U.S./Canada]
A drunken Canada gives U.S. a lapdance.

CANADA AND THE SPONTANEOUS HAREM [Canada]
"Life vests protect you from drowning. Bulletproof vests protect you from being shot. Sweater vests protect you from... pretty girls."

LEGENDARY MONKEY KING 1/? [China, Sun Wukong]
China and his fabled Monkey King.

VIKING VACATION 1-4/? [Norway/Denmark/Iceland, Sweden/Finland]
The Nordics go camping, and the tent arrangements lead to some unforeseen complications.

THIS CLOSE FOR A REASON 11-12/? [Canada/U.S.]
Canada's jealousy of those approaching his twin builds up into an explosive possessiveness.

PREGGO RHYMES WITH LEGO! 1/? [Denmark/Fem!Norway]
Denmark is a thoroughly overexcited father-to-be.

50 LITTLE DEMONS 1/? [World, States of the U.S.]
"The nations learn the terror that is the 50 states."

JUST RELAX 2/2 [Russia/U.S.]
Russia gives damn good massages.

FAREWELL TO LUMINA 8/? [U.S./England]
England loses his sight.

BUT HOLD ME FAST 20/? [U.S./England]
It's U.S.'s turn to save England from the supernatural!

SOMETHING NEW 1/? [U.S./Canada]
Namely, vertical sex.

BABYSAT 5/5 [Denmark/Norway, Sealand]
Denmark is tasked with babysitting Sweden and Finland's charge; Norway tries to avert disaster.

BÄNDER UND VÖGEL 3/? [Prussia/Liechtenstein]
Switzerland does not approve of this relationship.

AND I SHALL BE THERE 2/? [England/Lithuania/U.S.]
Incestuous taboo prevents U.S. and England from touching each other; cue the third party and puppet.

WHO ARE YOU, AND WHERE? 3/3 [Latvia]
Russia breaks Latvia's spirit.

UNDER 7/? [Canada/U.S.]
Hard BDSM; at U.S.'s request, Canada gives it his best shot.

DOUBLE TROUBLE 1-2/? [Germany/N. Italy, Spain/S. Italy]
Mpreg; "a 'fun' brotherly bonding experience for the Italies, as they both discover being accidentally pregnant around the same time."

MISFIRE FILL (?) [U.S.]
"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
/HYPERVENTILATING
OMG ANON THAT IS THE HOTTEST THING I'VE READ TODAY
FUCK NOW I SUPPORT UK/UK/UK
CAPS FOR THE WIN
ARTHUR....!"

COMIC FILL 1-3/? [Denmark/Norway]
What's it take to get a smile and a laugh from Norway? Why, tickling should do the trick.

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73. July 8-10, 2009
this is a sauerkraut
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COMIC FILL 14/? [World/U.S.]
The world decides to punish the U.S. for the global financial crisis.

RETRIBUTION 2-4/? / WHAT HAVE YOU DONE NOW? 3/3 COMIC FILL / NO, NO, IT ISN'T ALL RIGHT. 1A-1C/? / WILD JUSTICE 1-4/? [U.S./World]
Sequel to the financial gangbang comic fill; U.S. gets revenge for what the world did to him.

TENDING 4/4 [Fem!France/Fem!England]
England's eyebrows are an erogenous zone. They're also about to meet an unfortunate fate.

WHO'S RIDING WHOM? 12/12 [U.S./England]
In which the phrase "save a horse, ride a cowboy" is taken quite literally.

UNTITLED 1-6.5/? [Russia/Estonia/Latvia]
In Lithuania's absence, Russia has more time to spend with the other Baltics.

UNTITLED / IMPOSSIBLE IS NOTHING, IF YOU'RE ITALIAN 1A-1B/? [Germany/N. Italy, Spain/S. Italy]
Mpreg; "a 'fun' brotherly bonding experience for the Italies, as they both discover being accidentally pregnant around the same time."

MON FRÈRE ME MANQUE 2/? [Russia, France, Colonial Canada]
(Previously Je Manque Mon Frère) France disapproves of his colony's choice of friends.

THIS CLOSE FOR A REASON 4-10/? [Canada/U.S.]
Canada's jealousy of those approaching his twin builds up into an explosive possessiveness.

BÄNDER UND VÖGEL 2.5/? + ART [Prussia/Liechtenstein]
Switzerland does not approve of this relationship.

MATTHEW WILLIAMS, VANISHING ACT EXTRAORDINAIRE 1-4/? [U.S./England/Canada]
When you're Canada, sometimes the action walks in on you.

THE PAST IS A FOREIGN COUNTRY 5/5 / GOOD MONSTERS MULTIPLE FILLS [World; Denmark]
The future, as narrated by the dying.

EXPRESS LANE 3/? [World]
Nations at the store.

CURE FOR LONELINESS 6-9/? [U.S./England]
England's fairy friends do some matchmaking.

TAKING RESPONSIBILITY 3/? [Canada/Ukraine]
Or, the tale of how Saskatchewan came into the world.

BLAME IT ON THE ALCOHOL [U.S./England]
"London - United Kingdom: The karaoke machine has been named in a government survey as the most irritating invention."

NEVER AGAIN 4/4 [U.S./England]
Bondage; "England promises himself he'll never visit America. Ever. Again."

THE LAST SASKATCHEWAN PIRATE 5-7/? [Canada, U.S., England]
U.S. and England are captured by Captain Matthew Williams of Saskatchewan.

WHAT THE HEART FORGETS 5/5 [France/England]
After a "velvet apocalypse", the former nations are granted a human life.

HOW GERMANY GOT NORWAY 1-4/? [Germany/Norway]
WWII, Operation Weserübung; Germany invades Norway.

LEAVE IT TO LEVI'S [U.S.S.R./U.S.'s jeans]
In U.S.'s absence, his jeans will do.

SOLDIER BOY 1-2/? [Canada/U.S.]
Canada discovers U.S.'s fetish for drill-sergeant tactics.

THE ONLY WAY OUT IS THROUGH 30/30 [Various/U.S., Japan/England/U.S.]
Rewrite for flick your cigarette and kiss me; U.S. gets off on humiliation and degradation - he asks someone he trusts to roleplay it with him.

GOOD MORNING, MR. JEFFERSON [U.S.]
Sequel to Good Afternoon, Dr. Franklin; 1776 the Musical/Hetalia crossover - U.S. winds up in the thick of it.

SPOILER: HE'S NOT AN ONLY CHILD 24-25/? [France/England, U.S., Canada]
(Previously Lovingly Untitled) Based on The Parent Trap; Alfred and Matthew are estranged twins trying to get their parents back together.

52 DIFFERENT WORDS FOR SNOW 4/? [Russia/U.S.]
"The wonderful tale of how little Alaska came to be."

THEIR FINEST HOUR 5-6/? [Germany/France, England/France]
WWII, non-con; from the desperate attempt at a Franco-British union to the Nazi occupation.

IN THE MORNING 2/? [U.S./Canada, N. Italy]
Sequel to Mockingbird; N. Italy attempts to comfort Canada, and U.S.'s deed is discovered.

AND I SHALL BE THERE 1/? [England/Lithuania/U.S.]
Incestuous taboo prevents U.S. and England from touching each other; cue the third party and puppet.

OF CHOCOLATES AND OTHER THINGS 4/? [Canada/England, France, U.S.]
A courtship of the nation of England with all the bells and whistles runs into the usual snags and jealous competitors.

MY TETIS > YOUR PAPA 6/? [OC/OC]
The saga of Latvia's daughter and Russia's son.

RED ASCENT 14-16/? [Russia/U.S.]
Sequel to Red Fall; Russia has conquered U.S.

ART FILL / ART FILL #2 [Russia/U.S.]
Responses to Red Ascent; Russia has conquered U.S.

OF HANDCUFFS AND BILLYCLUBS 2/? [England/U.S.]
Some dirty, dirty cop uniform porn.

ITALIAN LOVERS ARE ALWAYS HELPFUL 5/? [N. Italy/Germany]
N. Italy surprises Germany by taking to topping like a fish to water.

BETWEEN YOU AND I... 3/? [Russia/Latvia]
Size difference kink; biggest + rather small nation = kol.

MEETING IN PRIVATE 1-5/? [Russia/U.S./Canada]
Canada walks in on something he can't back out of.

STYLE OF SUBSTANCE 1/? [France/Canada]
Concerning Canada's silky French hair.

UNTITLED 5/5 [Nordics/Iceland]
Bukkake; "Iceland loves cock."

MISTER TORTUGA [Spain/S. Italy]
Two guys and a turtle.

COMIC FILL 2/2 + OMAKE [Canada, England, U.S., France]
Part of the Canada Abandons Monarchy! prompt; England sees something alarming in the news, and decides to confront Canada about it.
*MULTIPLE FILLS ON PROMPT

MISFIRE FILL [Russia, Belarus, Canada]
"link doesn't work."

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72. July 1-7, 2009
for britannia!
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UNDER 4-6/? [Canada/U.S.]
Hard BDSM; at U.S.'s request, Canada gives it his best shot.

THANK YOU, TERRIFYING LITTLE SISTER! 3/3 [Russia/U.S.]
A makeout session results from Belarus and Russia crashing a meeting.

THE ONLY WAY OUT IS THROUGH 25-28/? [Various/U.S., Japan/England/U.S.]
Rewrite for flick your cigarette and kiss me; U.S. gets off on humiliation and degradation - he asks someone he trusts to roleplay it with him.

UNTITLED 5/5 [Austria/Switzerland]
Switzerland masturbates to Austria using a gun.

SILVER BELLS AND COCKLE SHELLS 4/? [France/Belgium]
France finds himself the one courted for a change.

THE PROBLEM WITH FAIRYTALES [England/Norway]
Based on the song "Fairytale" from Eurovision; their love is like one.

OH MISTRESS MINE 1-2/? [France/Fem!Russia]
During the heyday of Napoleon and Alexander I; France, Russia, and mutual curiosity.

FORTY 2/2 / UNTITLED 2/2 MULTIPLE FILLS [World]
After a "velvet apocalypse", the former nations are granted a human life.

YOU CAN'T HIDE FOREVER 17-19/? [World]
The nations' identities are revealed to the general public.

SLIGHTLY LONGER AFTER TRAFALGAR 2/2 [France/England]
Sequel to After Trafalgar; alternate history where England is defeated at the Battle of Trafalgar -- France celebrates his victory, French-style.

AND THE MUSIC STOPS 1/? [Austria/Hungary]
Austria and Hungary's individual reactions to the crumbling of their relationship.

PRESSURE GAUGE 2/2 [Germany/N. Italy]
On the discovery of sex while out of condoms.

AND I KNOW YOU LIKE IT, TOO 5/5 [France/U.S.]
They aren't on the best of terms in public, but guess who's France's bitch behind closed doors?

CAT AND MOUSE 3/? [U.S./England]
AU; Alfred is a notorious thief and Arthur is the officer assigned to his case.

OH, BABY 3/3 [U.S./England]
U.S. calls England "Engwand" during sex.

BETWEEN YOU AND I... 1-2/? [Russia/Latvia]
Size difference kink; biggest + rather small nation = kol.

EARTH KINDERGARTEN CLASS 2/? / NIGHTMARE CENTRAL 2-4/? MULTIPLE FILLS [World]
AU; a number of single dads drop their kids off at the same old preschool.

MORE MISFIRE FILL [U.S./England]
"*nosebleed* more! more!"

TOSSER [England]
"Telling the leaders of the BNP exactly where they can shove their 'pro-indigenous' policies."

KIDS SAY THE DARNEST THINGS [England, France, Sealand]
Meanwhile, their parent nations just fail at parenting.

COMIC FILL 13/? [World/U.S.]
The world decides to punish the U.S. for the global financial crisis.

TASTE OF REVENGE 10-11/? [World/U.S.]
Based on the financial gangbang comic fill; the world decides to punish the U.S. for the global financial crisis.

RETRIBUTION 1/? [U.S./World]
Sequel to the financial gangbang comic fill; U.S. gets revenge for what the world did to him.

I'M TOO BUSY TO WRITE PORN! MISFIRE FILL [Hungary]
"I'm sorry everyone who is reading this! XD; I'm busy with things and running around... BUT I WILL FINISH THIS. : D

DON'T WORRY, KAY? I WILL write! : D

Just... Just not yet.

BE PATIENT. XD"

SPAIN, ROMANO, AND LOVINITO [Spain/S. Italy]
Two guys and a turtle.

DON'T MAKE ME BEG! 7/7 [U.S./England]
Mpreg; Partner B, despite his condition, is too sexually frustrated to care about Partner A's misgivings about late-term sex.

GOOD PLANS WORK OUT 2/2 [Latvia/Sealand]
Hungary plays matchmaker for "pure innocent young love".

GOOD OLD-FASHIONED LOVER BOY 10/10 / AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER 1/? MULTIPLE FILLS [England/Fem!U.S.]
After the girl goes through a messy breakup, England sets out to show U.S. what a real old-fashioned courtship looks like.

UNTITLED / FILL IT FILL IT FILL IT MULTIPLE MISFIRE FILLS [Japan; Prussia]
"FIFTHED

THIS IS NEEDED. LIKE A PASSION.

FILL IT FILL IT FILL IT!"

CANADA ABANDONS MONARCHY! 3/3 [Canada/England]
England sees something alarming in the news, and decides to bring it up at the world meeting. While sloshed.

UNTITLED 10/10 [Switzerland/Austria]
Young Austria hurts himself on purpose to get Switzerland's attention.

UPHEAVAL 1/? [U.S., Canada]
AU; Matthew's stalker gets his hands on Alfred instead, but it doesn't stop there.

RED ASCENT 1-13/? [Russia/U.S.]
Sequel to Red Fall; Russia has conquered U.S.

JUST UNDER MY SKIN 3/3 [Germany, Prussia]
Cannibalism; after the dissolution of Prussia in 1947 comes the literal devouring of reunification.

CONSPIRACY THEORY 1-6/? [U.S., Japan, Californias]
After watching anime, California asks Japan about the blatant Americanisms.

NURTURING 2/2 [Russia, Latvia]
Britannia Angel's meddling winds Latvia up with a smaller Russia and babysitting duty.

UNTITLED 2/2 [Fem!U.S./Fem!England]
On kisses and their distribution.

HOLLYWOOD HORROR 21/21 [U.S.]
U.S. tries to find a bed to crawl into after a scary movie.
*MULTIPLE FILLS FOR PROMPT

JUST SAY YES 5/5 [Russia/Russia]
The psychotic version of Russia puts his saner counterpart through his paces.

BÄNDER UND VÖGEL 1-2/? [Prussia/Liechtenstein]
Switzerland does not approve of this relationship.

HALLELUJAH 2/2 [U.K. - Scotland, Republic of Ireland]
Ireland leaves.

GERMANY - GERMANY 1-0 6/6 [Germany/Prussia]
Concerning East Germany and the Berlin Wall.

TO REMEMBER 3/3 [World]
"Once a year, all nations gather to honor the memory of nations that ceased to be".

MY GOD, HOW COULD YOU?!?! 3/3 / BACKDROP 3/3 MULTIPLE FILLS [U.S./England; Canada]
AU; your mission, should you choose to accept it -- "stuff as many clichés as humanly possible into a romance fill between two or more of the nation-tans".

NECESSARY [U.S.]
U.S. gets more and more violent.

MARCH HARE 1-2/? [Czech Republic]
Czechoslovakia goes through a number of changes.

IN THE WIND'S SINGING 6/6 [Canada]
The world scrambles to find Canada after his identity as a nation is erased.

UNTITLED / THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS MULTIPLE FILLS [U.S.]
U.S. dances to Hannah Montana, unfortunately for hapless bystanders.

THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN! MISFIRE FILL [Switzerland/Liechtenstein]
"'beams' I love this pairing and am really enjoying how you're writing them. Can't wait for more!"

WE'RE ON TO YOU (SERIOUSLY) 1/? [U.S.]
A "shotgun talk" is given to the lucky significant other.

TAKE IT BACK!! 2A-2B/? [U.S./England]
U.S. says something stupid; England sheds some salt water; other former colonies have their say.

PUH-LEASE GIRLFRIEND 4-5/? [Female Nations]
There's nothing like girl talk to spice up an evening.

PRUSSIAN EXPANSION INTO THE KINK MEME MISFIRE FILL [Prussia]
"OMG I LOVED THIS FILL. I had to use caplocks because I am screaming gleefully. This was so funny and hilariously IC. Great Job!!!!"

THE PRICE OF LOVE IS A SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE 14/14 [Spain, Austria, Italies]
Spain and Austria come up with a plan to pimp out their respective mini-Italies.

UNTITLED 6/6 [Prussia/Hungary/Austria]
Austria and Prussia set out to convince Hungary she really is a girl.

SEJR 5/5 [Denmark/Prussia]
It's a fight for dominance for the ages.

BURNED CHOCOLATE STILL TASTES JUST AS SWEET [Switzerland/Liechtenstein]
The art of making chocolates.

THREE TIMES ENGLAND ADMIRED CANADA AND AMERICA 2/3 [England, U.S., Canada]
Twin brothers kicking ass and taking names.

THE LAST SASKATCHEWAN PIRATE 1-4/? [Canada, U.S., England]
U.S. and England are captured by Captain Matthew Williams of Saskatchewan.

JE MANQUE MON FRÈRE 1/? [Russia, France, Colonial Canada]
France disapproves of his colony's choice of friends.

AND THEY PRAY FOR A BLUE SKY 2/2 [Israel/Armenia]
Armenia offers comfort in a time of adversity.

YOURS IF YOU'LL HAVE ME 4/4 / AND HE SHALL HAVE 2/2 MULTIPLE FILLS [Sweden/Finland]
Sweden distances himself from Finland in an attempt to give him space. It backfires spectacularly.

ESSENTIAL PARTS 4/4 [Denmark/Norway]
Denmark gives Norway a vibrator molded on his own dick.

RIGHT THERE...PLEASE / HAIR 1/? MULTIPLE FILLS [France/Young!Canada]
Canada is hard-put to hide the exact effect of France on haircurl.

SHARING 3/3 [Canada/U.S.]
A brotherly sharing of pancakes, maple syrup, and other substances.

INTERREGNUM 3/3 [Switzerland/Liechtenstein]
More than a sibling relationship.

THEIR FINEST HOUR 1-4/? [Germany/France, England/France]
WWII, non-con; from the desperate attempt at a Franco-British union to the Nazi occupation.

ART FILL [U.S., Canada]
During the Canada Day/Independence Day celebrations, the two take a moment to watch the joint Windsor-Detroit fireworks together.

FAREWELL TO LUMINA 7/? [U.S./England]
England loses his sight.

NATURE OF INVITING 1-3/? [Spain/S. Italy]
Borderline non-con; Spain comes upon a sleeping Italy...

L'AQUILA 3/3 [Germany/N. Italy]
A cuddle and a cry is good for you.

TIME TO WALK THE PWANK~! 1/? COMIC FILL [England, Colonial U.S.]
The dread pirate England sails the high seas with a special, very small passenger.

CC: LOL HI 13-15/? [England/Canada, France/England, U.S./Canada]
England and Canada have been chatting online without knowing it. Now, they're ready to meet up -- only problem? The chaperones.

THIS COULD BE DANGEROUS 5/5 [Poland/Lithuania]
A crossdressed Poland tops. Hard.

LESSONS 1-3/? [Prussia/Norway/Denmark]
"The Danish prince Denmark is being asked if he has ever had a gay fantasy. His answer: Not that I know of."

BAD DREAMS 7/? [U.S./England]
U.S. is a vampire.

DAY OF CONCEPTION VS ONE CHILD POLICY 2/? [Russia/China]
Based on Russia's Procreation Day; a whole day off to have sex, whoever shall he do?

BLOOD AND VODKA EPILOGUE [Russia/U.S.]
Non-con; Russia systematically brutalizes the U.S.

PETTY PETTING 2/2 [U.S./England]
England's eyebrows are an erogenous zone. They're also about to meet an unfortunate fate.

UNREASONABLE [Finland/Fem!Sweden]
"The catch? Sweden still refers to Fin as her wife."

SEDUCTION: THE ENGLISH WAY 1A/7 [England/U.S.]
England carries out a full frontal assault in a bid for U.S.'s affections.

BECAUSE WE CHANGE 5/5 [Denmark/Baltics]
Denmark and his ties with a number of people.

FOREVER MINE 2/2 / MAKE IT SO 4/4 FILL + SEQUEL [England/U.S.]
Nantucket is the erogenous zone.

FOR A NOT-YET-QUEEN - TO HELL WITH THE COUNTRY [England, Elizabeth I]
A queen, before her time.

UNTITLED 9/? / NEVER FORGIVE ME, NEVER FORGET ME 1/? [U.S./England]
Silent Hill crossover; England and U.S. play the starring roles.

UNTITLED [England, Hong Kong]
"The sun never sets on the British Empire."

THE CONQUEST OF KINGS 4/? [France, England, U.S., Canada]
For the dark fairy tales prompt; once upon a time...

BLUE KIMONO 5/5 [Japan/N. Italy]
N. Italy dons a kimono. Japan shows some hands-on appreciation.

WHEN SWEDEN BROUGHT SEALAND HOME [Sweden/Finland, Sealand]
Finland and the new additon to his household.

UNTITLED 1/? [Sweden/Finland, Sealand, Åland]
England taunts Sealand about being Åland's replacement; all hell breaks loose.
*MULTIPLE FILLS FOR PROMPT

MA JOLIE FILLE 6/6 [France/Fem!England]
Getting down and dirty in a closet at an international meeting.

UNTITLED 4/4 [Spain/S. Italy]
The progression of their dating relationship.

HOLD ME CLOSE 52-53/? [U.S./England]
U.S. supports England through recovery after a brutal period in captivity.

PLAYING THE HERO 2/? [U.S./Canada]
Shota; sexual experimentation and small children.

UNTITLED 1/? [U.S./Canada, N. Italy]
Sequel to Mockingbird; N. Italy attempts to comfort Canada, and U.S.'s deed is discovered.

DON'T--DON'T YOU WANT ME? [Germany/N. Italy]
Miscommunication occurs when Germany wants cuddles and N. Italy wants sex.

INTERVENTION 2/? [U.S., Canada, England]
U.S. has a very good reason for repressing his Sight; a reason that others are about to find out.

CURE FOR LONELINESS 1-5/? [U.S./England]
England's fairy friends do some matchmaking.

THE DISTANCE BETWEEN 52 AND 100 3-5/11 COMIC FILL [Russia/U.S.]
Other nations' reactions to this American opinion poll on other countries.

ON LONDON'S STREETS 3/3 [England/U.S.]
A round of hatesex between the blond boy-next-door and an interloper in a trenchcoat.

ART FILL/OMAKE [Austria, Prussia, Hungary, Russia]
Samurai Champloo-style; theirs is the story of the search for the man who smells of sunflowers.

NATIONAL DISH 3/3 [Sealand, Latvia]
Latvia finds himself the guinea pig for an unfamiliar style of cuisine.

TAKING RESPONSIBILITY 1-2/? [Canada/Ukraine]
Or, the tale of how Saskatchewan came into the world.

VISION AT MACIEJOWICE [Poland, OC]
Part of the dying soldier meets his country prompt.

ARE YOU THERE GOD? IT'S ME, CANADA. 29/? [Canada]
High school AU; the diary of Matthew Williams, chronicling his encounters with gay nympho parents, overenthusiastic brothers and best friends, and a trap.

ART FILL [Poland, Canada]
Response to Are You There God? It's Me, Canada.; "blue or red?"

CHI YNA DDYW? MAE'N FI, CANADA. 1/? [Canada]
Welsh translation of Are You There God? It's Me, Canada.

DREAMER 9/? [China/U.S., France/U.S.]
AU; In order to pay off his debts to Yao, Alfred becomes a rentboy.

OF HANDCUFFS AND BILLYCLUBS 1/? [England/U.S.]
Some dirty, dirty cop uniform porn.
*MULTIPLE FILLS FOR PROMPT

OF CHOCOLATES AND OTHER THINGS 1-3/? [Canada/England, France, U.S.]
A courtship of the nation of England with all the bells and whistles runs into the usual snags and jealous competitors.

SWEET REVENGE EPILOGUE [N. Italy, Prussia]
Somebody has hurt Germany. Badly. N. Italy and Prussia team up to pass judgment.

UNTITLED 9-10/? [England/England/England]
Gentleman vs. Hooligan: two very different versions of England compete for the original's affections.

THIS CLOSE FOR A REASON 3/? [Canada/U.S.]
Canada's jealousy of those approaching his twin builds up into an explosive possessiveness.

WHO SLEPT WITH ALFRED JONES? 30-31/? [World/U.S.]
The world at large finds out the U.S. is, somehow, still a virgin. Imperialism Epic scrambling occurs.

COMIC FILL 1-2/? [World/U.S.]
Response to Who Slept With Alfred Jones?.

UN 4/4 [U.S./Canada, Australia]
AU; Alfred is a cop with a few hobbies.

ART FILL [U.S.]
Response to the Fire Emblem AU.

THE ONE WHERE A WEDDING ALMOST CAUSED THE END OF THE WORLD 7/? [Various]
A world meeting turns into a mass wedding.

GOOD AFTERNOON, DR. FRANKLIN [U.S.]
Sequel to Good Evening, Mr. Adams; 1776 the Musical/Hetalia crossover - U.S. winds up in the thick of it.

UNTITLED [Russia, Sweden]
Sweden's love of debate comes out in odd company.

BUT HOLD ME FAST 19/? [U.S./England]
It's U.S.'s turn to save England from the supernatural!

ART FILL 1/3 [Sealand/England]
Hypnokink; Sealand hypnotizes and dominates England in a misguided attempt at conquering.

SILENCE LIKE SNOWFALL 2/2 [England/Canada]
It's not America England is in love with.

MY TETIS > YOUR PAPA 5/? [OC/OC]
The saga of Latvia's daughter and Russia's son.

SUNSET 1/? [Japan]
The future, as narrated by a dying "man".

CARRY ON 3/3 [U.S./England]
Continuation to the doujinshi Silencer ; a happy ending.

SPIRAL 6/6 + ART [Japan/Fem!S. Korea]
Through the 19th and 20th centuries.

WHO'S RIDING WHOM? 1-6/? [U.S./England]
In which the phrase "save a horse, ride a cowboy" is taken quite literally.

WEDDING NIGHT 4/4 [Denmark/Norway]
First time for Norway; the night after the establishment of the Denmark-Norway union.

MISFIRE FILL [Canada]
"I hope this story isn't forgotten. . .Sorry if this is rude, author!anon. . .you thinking about completing this? It's just very good. Anyways, just waiting on it. I'll try to be patient. xD"

MISFIRE FILL [Hungary, Estonia]
"link doesn't work."

MISFIRE FILL [Sealand]
"OMG author-anon! You have made me so happy >3! I've been checking for updates every day, and tonight I come and see three updates >:D My happiness is as immeasurable as your talent! I can;t wait for more >3>!"

MISFIRE FILL [S. Korea]
"chdsgacvgcbvdcgvdxcg
THIS!!!

i'm literally screaming in delight! so cute, a-and hotttt~~"

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MEIN ÄLTERER BRUDER MISFIRE FILL 2/2 [Switzerland/Liechtenstein]
"Oh so cute! Thank you for writing and sharing! <3"

NEVER AGAIN 3/? [U.S./England]
Bondage; "England promises himself he'll never visit America. Ever. Again."

UNTITLED 3/3 [Finland, Kosovo]
A look at Finland's role in little Kosovo's independence.

CAN I JOIN? 7/7 [S. Italy/Spain/N. Italy]
Spain walks in on the Italia brothers, and N. Italy gets doubleteamed.

AN AWESOME BEST FRIEND 4/4 / DON'T MESS WITH THE GALPALS 3/? MULTIPLE FILLS [Poland, N. Italy]
Various people try for N. Italy's protections; Poland takes it upon himself as official best friend to screen the potential suitors.

THIS THREAD-THIN LINE WE TREAD 8/8 [Russia/U.S.]
Cold War; the U.S. is unable to stem the spread of communism and the power of the Soviet Union.

AND HE'S PRUSSIA 4/4 [Prussia/U.S.]
German kink and office sex make an awesome combination.

CRAZIER THAN YOU THOUGHT 3/3 [France, England]
France is actually a fairy, England discovers.

A WORD OF GRATITUDE AND REMEMBRANCE [U.S./England]
Continuation to the doujinshi Silencer ; a happy ending.

THE CONQUEST OF KINGS 1-3/? [France, England, U.S., Canada]
For the dark fairy tales prompt; once upon a time...

TOUCH ME FOR ONCE [Switzerland/Austria]
Young Austria hurts himself on purpose to get Switzerland's attention.

CONFERENCE CRASHER EPILOGUE / OPERATION: STAKEOUT, DESU YO! 1/? MULTIPLE FILLS [World, Sealand]
Sealand gets it into his head that the nations of the world have all become vampires, and only he can fix it.

NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS 4/4 [U.S./Japan]
Based on art; U.S. tries and fails to fend off a drunk Japan.

ART FILL [U.S./England]
A response to Scandelous!; U.S. and England film themselves having sex and the tape is leaked.

SINCE WHEN? 1-2/? [Canada, U.S., England]
It is discovered Canada has the Sight.

WASTE NOT, WANT NOT 5/5 [Hong Kong/England]
England up against the wall in "in nothing but a corset, a garter belt and stockings".

THE FIRST STEP 3-4/? [Germany/Prussia]
Germany gets caught watching.

CAT AND MOUSE 1-2/? [U.S./England]
AU; Alfred is a notorious thief and Arthur is the officer assigned to his case.

ACETO BALSAMICO 2/2 [Prussia/S. Italy]
For the strong drinks prompt; Prussia and S. Italy end up sharing a rather unconventional beverage.

STAND ON GUARD 2/2 [Canada, England]
Pre-WWI; England tries to keep Canada off the front lines -- Canada is having none of that.

MI TOMATE 3-4/? [Spain/S. Italy]
S. Italy eats a tomato.

STEALING TRINITY, THE AWESOME WAY OMAKE [Prussia/Sealand]
Continuation to this; world domination is just one plot away!

SYRUP STICKINESS OMAKE [N. Italy/Canada]
"Oh Canada, you make my pants all sticky~"

SIXTY YEARS 5/5 [England/U.S.]
"Here's something I've owed you for the past couple of decades..."; in 2006, the United Kingdom made the last payment of its debt to the United States (Anglo-American loan of 1946).

WHEN THE WIND BLOWS THE WATER WHITE AND BLACK 9-12/? [U.S./England]
In which England is a mermaid.

RED FALL 25/25 [Russia/U.S.]
Russia has conquered U.S.

UNDER 1-3/? [Canada/U.S.]
Hard BDSM; at U.S.'s request, Canada gives it his best shot.

UNTITLED 7-8/? [England/England/England]
Gentleman vs. Hooligan: two very different versions of England compete for the original's affections.

TAKE IT BACK!! 1/? [U.S./England]
U.S. says something stupid; England sheds some salt water; other former colonies have their say.

UNTITLED [Spain/S. Italy]
Spain tries a serenade; "Come hither my sweet cherry tomato."

AND HERE THERE BE DRAGONS 2/2 [France, England]
Convinced there's a dragon after his ass, England drags France into his dragonslaying efforts.

RIGHT AS...? 1-2/? [U.S./Lithuania]
Nothing more refreshing than a round in the rain.

DON'T HURT MY BOY [Russia/U.S., England]
A "shotgun talk" is given to the lucky significant other.

FOR THE GREATER GOOD 2/2 [Rome/China]
Two empires and a not-quite-friendship.

THOUGH YOU LOVED ME 4/4 [Russia, Romanovs]
Russia regards Anastasia and her siblings as his own children.

HERO JUNIOR 2/2 [U.S.]
America, being the slut he is, seems to have lost his lucky underwear when he was with one of the many nations.

GIRL TALK EPILOGUE / PUH-LEASE GIRLFRIEND 1-3/? MULTIPLE FILLS [Female Nations]
There's nothing like girl talk to spice up an evening.

PARENTING CRISIS 2/2 [Finland, Åland]
Post-Finnish independence from Russia; Åland wants to go back to Sweden.

SKY 2/2 [Spain/S. Italy]
They finally confess their feelings.

MYTH 3/3 [U.S./England]
Inspired by art; what if U.S. were a unicorn boy?

WHAT YOU OWN [England, U.S.]
England gives birth to America.

NOW I BLEED ROSES 2/2 [U.S./Japan]
"Falling in love during the occupation after the end of WWII."

IVAN 6/6 [Belarus/Russia]
Belarus writes seriously to Russia about her feelings for him.

COMIC FILL 12/? [World/U.S.]
The world decides to punish the U.S. for the global financial crisis.

DEBRIDING 1-2/? [Russia/U.S.]
Russia takes care of a sick U.S.

ART FILL [Fem!England]
Response to Sorry Alfred, You're Still Not Gay; Gakuen Hetalia AU -- U.S. gets his sexuality confused to hell and back by a crossdressing England.

THE DISTANCE BETWEEN 52 AND 100 1-2/11 COMIC FILL [Russia/U.S.]
Other nations' reactions to this American opinion poll on other countries.

MAKE THE NIGHTMARES GO AWAY... 2/2 [Sealand/Latvia]
Some comfort for a Latvia under Russia's thumb.

WHO SLEPT WITH ALFRED JONES? 27-29/? [World/U.S.]
The world at large finds out the U.S. is, somehow, still a virgin. Imperialism Epic scrambling occurs.

CAROLINA IN MY MIND 1-3/? [U.S.]
Mpreg; there are disadvantages to popping out 50 states.

UNTITLED 8/? [U.S./England]
Silent Hill crossover; England and U.S. play the starring roles.

IF YOU WERE GONE 7/7 [Lithuania/Poland]
Russia brainwashes Lithuania into thinking the only way to prevent a person from leaving is by breaking their will.

GOODBYE NANTUCKET [U.S.]
Bad things happen when humans and haircurls mix.

AMERICA HAS A STALKER. MISFIRE FILL [U.S.]
"Not OP, but I think it's lovely! ^^ I've actually wanted to see a story like this for some time (but I'm an America stalker anyways, so...:B)~"

STOLEN FROM TIME 5/5 [Germany/England]
WWI; Christmas Truce.

A SHOULDER TO CRY ON [U.S./England]
A cuddle and a cry is good for you.

SEX IS A BEDROOM BUSINESS 1-3/? [France/Prussia]
France teaches Prussia just what "sex" is.

ART FILL [England/India]
Post-WWII and India's anti-colonialist stirrings.

WALLABY CONSPIRACY 2/2 [Australia, U.S.]
Based on this article; U.S. sets out to prove it is aliens and not stoned wallabies that create crop circles.

"I HAVE FOUND GRACE IN THINE EYES" [Sweden/Finland]
For the Hetalia as a space opera prompt; "in the very distant future"...

WAITING... PATIENTLY MISFIRE FILL [Japan]
"Gah! This is so good! Please, continue. I am waiting patiently."

SAVON DE MARSEILLE 4/4 [U.S./France]
France likes it rough; U.S. just likes it.

YOU CAN'T HIDE FOREVER 16/? [World]
The nations' identities are revealed to the general public.

SPECTACULAR PROLOGUE A-B/? [World]
The world's a stage; and they are the performers in this particular circus.

6 CLASSES OF DOOM 2/? [World]
"Hetalia characters as school teachers at YOUR school!"

STRAWBERRIES AND CREAM 3/3 [England/France]
"French desserts can be amazing. Orgasmic, even."

REALIZATION 4/4 [U.S./Japan]
A round of pillow talk, afterwards.

ITALIAN LOVERS ARE ALWAYS HELPFUL 3-4/? [N. Italy/Germany]
N. Italy surprises Germany by taking to topping like a fish to water.

ZE END OF HETALIA! (NOT REALLY.) 2/2 [Various]
Inspired by a misfire; http://www.endofworld.net/.

ONE HELL OF A GAME 1-2/? [World]
Hetalia/Big Brother crossover; the cast of Hetalia find themselves in the Big Brother house.

AWKWARD TURTLE 1/? [Russia/Canada]
AU; hapless teen Matthew takes his new boyfriend home to meet the family.

SNAPSHOTS 2/2 [Prussia/Latvia]
AU; Latvia isn't a mute, but he might as well be.

EARTH KINDERGARTEN CLASS 1/? / NIGHTMARE CENTRAL 1/? MULTIPLE FILLS [World]
AU; a number of single dads drop their kids off at the same old preschool.

BUONO TOMATO 4/4 [Spain/S. Italy]
Spain, his former charge, and http://www.tomatoesareevil.com.

BAD DREAMS 5-6/? [U.S./England]
U.S. is a vampire.

THAT DAMNED TEA 1/? [U.S./England]
England becomes a sex maniac after drinking aphrodisiac tea.

THEY CALL IT VINTAGE / MOMENTARY LIFE 2/2 MULTIPLE FILLS [World]
After a "velvet apocalypse", the former nations are granted a human life.

JUNE [U.S., Canada]
During the Canada Day/Independence Day celebrations, the two take a moment to watch the joint Windsor-Detroit fireworks together.

THREE TIMES ENGLAND ADMIRED CANADA AND AMERICA 1/3 [England, U.S., Canada]
Twin brothers kicking ass and taking names.

DAY OF CONCEPTION VS ONE CHILD POLICY 1/? [Russia/China]
Based on Russia's Procreation Day; a whole day off to have sex, whoever shall he do?

UNTITLED 1-3/? [Austria/Switzerland]
Switzerland masturbates to Austria using a gun.

UNTITLED 2/2 [France/England]
France's shots are always right on the money.

PLAYING THE HERO 1/? [U.S./Canada]
Shota; sexual experimentation and small children.

COULD HAVE HAD A V8 1/? [S. Italy/China]
France gets up to mischief; S. Italy gets it up for an unfortunate passerby.

UNTITLED [France/England]
"France could make putting on socks a sexual experience."
*MULTIPLE FILLS ON THREAD

THEY'LL ALL FALL 1/? [England]
The future, as narrated by a dying "man".

GOOD EVENING, MR. ADAMS 1-3/? [U.S.]
1776 the Musical/Hetalia crossover; U.S. winds up in the thick of it.

AND I KNOW YOU LIKE IT, TOO 1/? [France/U.S.]
They aren't on the best of terms in public, but guess who's France's bitch behind closed doors?

MISFIRE FILL [S. Korea]
"so hot and amazing!XD
oh Russia you are so creepy LOL
I wonder whether Russia is willing to share Yao with some other guy? Will he? :D"

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